Greg Kinnear
Ratchet (voice)
Griffin Schraeder (segment "The Pitch")
Wayne Collins
Richard Hoover
Maj. Bruce 'Snake' Crandall
Frank Herlihy
Clark Poundstone
William Borgens
Dick Vermeil
Todd Burpo
Steve Miller
Walton Bowen
Paul Duncan
Ray Brown
Bob Crane
Broken Nose
Justin Brooks
Bob Hope
Roy Bullock
Dr. Tom Sherwood